Sealions give wet kisses

It was a fishy moment to remember forever.  Here I was just standing there minding my own business taking pictures with a sealion and suddenly he kissed me!  It was a great big sloppy wet fish kiss!  Just imagine a giant 1000 pound wet kiss dripping down your cheek.  That's right!  Big wet fishy kisses of love from a giant sealion.  What a moment!  The trainers told me I had to remove my glasses and keep my hands to my side and not move at all.  Stand like a tree!  Yes I was kind of worried for a second.  Seriously!  A sealion has big teeth and a huge mouth! He could have easily bit my head right off and crunched me up in one second.  I did survive though and now I can sit here and tell you all about it...It was cold, it was wet and it was fishy.  Next time you get a sealion kiss be sure to bring a towel and maybe some wet wipes to wash off the slobber.